was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
i was trying to find a gif on google and somehow i found this and omfg i’m crying
i became erection
now I have to have sex with the entire school
why are ugly girls so nosy
what fucking gif were you trying to find
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
I was supposed to be studying at the library but then i saw this girl on tumblr and she kept laughing bc her whole dash was humour and i was trying to see if she was following me so my aim is to make this post famous until she finds it i want to be her friend HELP ME FIND HER i will update u guys